![]() ![]() Thus the Dark Knight and the Boy Wonder (along with heroes and villains from the DC Universe) embark on an adventure that takes them to the far reaches of the galaxy. Naturally, a hero as fine and upstanding as Batman won’t take an affront such as this without a fight. ![]() As if that wasn’t bad enough, he is also brainwashing any super hero or villain he can in order to help carry out his evil plan. You see, the evil android Brainiac has devised a plan to shrink and capture the entire planet Earth by stealing and utilising the power rings of the Red, Orange, Yellow, Blue, Purple, Pink and Green Lanterns. Let’s begin with the story, shall we? In a word: Brainiac. You see, the LEGO games are one of those rare creatures that can truly be enjoyed by child and adult alike, so I figured it would be nice to conduct this review with the occasional tidbit of input from these enthusiastic and energetic youngsters who have a penchant for getting bored easily. But has it been worth the wait? According to my honorary junior reviewers: “Yes!” My opinion? Read this stellar review and the answer will be revealed!Īs you may have gathered from my opening paragraph, I enlisted the services of a couple of enthusiastic youngsters that are very close to my heart: Emilio, an eight year old Bat-fan, and Erick, a five year old superhero aficionado. That’s right folks, LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham has finally hit the shelves. Now I’m going to vent my frustration by beating the snot out of his Lego avatar.Yes, that time has come once more for the latest game from the booming LEGO franchise to be released. Smith is one more movie away from being straight to video. He belongs on his self-run website in his echo chamber of fans patting him on the back. Putting him in Lego Batman 3 isn’t clever or funny, it’s pandering or (more likely) a favour for a friend. Kevin Smith is not contributing to the arts or to the culture, he’s a narcissistic and over exposed fanboy with a shitty attitude. It’s all about Nolan and Tarantino for those guys. I can only assume the numbers are dwindling because he’s not making new fans out of the next generation of viewers. Tusk felt like it was produced primarily for his ever dwindling group of podcast listeners. Writing a nasty review for #CopOut is akin to bullying a retarded kid who was getting a couple chuckles from the normies by singing AFTERNOON DELIGHT … All you’ve done is make fun of something that wasn’t doing you any harm and wanted only to give some cats a some fun laughs. He even compared people criticising the awful Cop Out to kids picking on a special needs child. When a movie is poorly received we get a professional film-maker turned petulant child, taking to message boards to lash out at critics. The most recent films range from forgettable to terrible. People will stand up for Cop Out and Red State based on successes from previous decades. My train of thought continued from there…why is Kevin Smith still a thing? He’s like Star Wars in that no matter what garbage gets produced under the brand they’ll be someone on the forums defending it. Not only that, it’s not appropriate for the target audience. And if this is the way to describe a person, I don’t want them in a Lego game. This ranks as one of the most pointless, most poorly thought out cameos in video game history. Not one of these answers is one I’m giving a child. And a four year old was asking me who he was.Ī director who made grossly inappropriate indie movies and now produces crap? Someone who’s best known for taking large amounts of an illegal substance? A guy who published his journal detailing how many hours he spends on the toilet a day to the point that he develops an anal fissure? A narcissist who frequently releases interviews with himself on DVD and action figures of himself as made-up characters? A film-maker who claims to retire after every poorly received hack job only to deliver another pile of crap a year later? A person whose response to being asked to leave a flight due to his weight issues was to point out someone else he thought was fatter? Conan O’Brien was there but he was posing as the Watchtowers maintenance man. More pressing – how do I answer my four year old son who I’m playing the family friendly Lego game with? I can tell him who Adam West is, he’s seen the old Batman series. ![]() Kevin Smith though? He has never directed a DC superhero movie, he’s never played one…he sometimes writes comics that he doesn’t write the ending to because he’s stoned…what is he doing there? Is that Kevin Smith? What the hell is he doing there? We’d seen Adam West kicking around…he was filling the same role Stan Lee did in the Marvel game. ![]()
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